Sex and The Single Mother: Why Is The Orgasm So Important?

Sex and The Single Mother: Why Is The Orgasm So Important?

Sex and The Single Mother: Why Is The Orgasm So Important?

Why is an orgasm more important now than ever before?

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Why Sex?

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I posted a poll on my twitter last week, asking single mothers; what was the one question they wanted answered about sex, but couldn’t bring themselves to ask out loud? I gave 4 options, orgasms gained 79% of the vote! Why?

Let’s set the scene. You’re by yourself most days, alone with your thoughts and the demands of 2 to 4 people. Broken down, that’s yourself, and your 1-3 children which is the average for most households in the UK.

If we base this on my household scenario, then your children are several years apart, but on average most households have a 2 to 3 year gap in age. Whichever scenario, the kids have different needs, different demands, different personalities and with that comes a sh*t load of different tasks that you have to juggle in order to keep everyone happy & supported.

Now, baring in mind its only Monday, there’s still another 6 days of the week for the morning routine, school run, child 1 needs a packed lunch, child 2 needs a form signed for sports club, child 3 has an after school club for violin (so don’t forget the damn violin!) & child 4; well, they wont eat breakfast and you’ve only got 15 mins until you’re confirmed late, so what do you?!

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Mum Rage

I ask nicely twice, then I bribe them because good Mum’s don’t raise their voices, 2 mins later and still no change…. *UCK it, so I shout like an escaped mental patient and threaten to send them to school in their underwear, or to throw away their toys and devices unless they move NOW and yes I meant it! Let’s not forget, it’s still only Monday morning, it’s only 7:30 am and the day hasn’t really got going yet.

You finally leave the front door with everyone in line, you get in the car and the arguing starts…..’Jesus take the wheel’…….(truth be told it never ended) but they were quiet after your Nutso mum routine, so we won’t discredit the five minutes of peace.

So, I finally get on the rd and now I have to deal with every other driver convinced the roads were made solely for their own purpose i.e. the 20 mph driver, the i’ll put my makeup on and miss the green light driver, the Grand Prix driver who thinks your in race with them (no egomaniac I’m on the school run) and my favourite, the pedestrian that crosses just before you’re about to hit them!

At this point, I’m having my second Nutso mum moment for the morning, it’s called ‘closed window rd rage’ Yes I know the correct term is just ‘road rage’, but I have to emphasize the fact that whilst shouting and swearing, the windows are usually closed and the only people who can hear me are the people on the inside of my car; so to passers by I probably look like a mute sociopath.

The School Drop Off

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My kids are in school, one of the teachers has asked to speak to me after school….’OK’?! The other teacher has reminded me that I still haven’t brought in the slip; you know the I signed this morning, then in my maniac moment left on the dining table AGAIN, by the way tomorrow your daughter needs to be dressed as a fairy for magical memory day, plus a £1 fee for the convenience and don’t forget the snacks for the afternoon tea party. I smile, kiss them goodbye and wish them a great day. The whole time walking away thinking, why Jesus, did i do something wrong, I’m a good person right?!
OK, so now I’m an adult. I can go to work and be around other adults, oh yeah i forgot….I hate that place and those assholes are fake asf, but hey-ho it pays. I rush through the morning rush hour again, I work, smile, keep my head down and count, it’s end of the day ‘Thank God!’, time to get the babies….I miss my babies!

Now I could go on and tell you about my evening, but I guess you’ve got the gist. My evening however, is a little more relaxed than the morning, everyone’s alive, unscathed, my babies tell me about their days, give me more paperwork (most of which i ignore) the after school chat wasn’t a bad report and the only tasks are what to cook for dinner, that will please everyone & homework, some of which I don’t understand and refuse to pretend I do, so lets give a steady Amen for YouTube (the virtually free tutor).

Then it’s their Bedtime.

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It’s 9 pm and I’ve officially got 2 hours to myself…..or so I think. Ideally, I should be washing dishes, packing lunch boxes, packing signed slips and hanging out the fairy outfit that I had to hunt for in my lunch hour.

BUT I DON’T DO ANY OF THAT! I’m f*ing shattered and if I don’t sit down and stare for at least 30 mins, I may faint from mental exhaustion.

Sex and The Single Mother: The Weekend

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Fast Forward, Sleep, Repeat. It’s Friday, I’ve made it!

Now ask me again, why is an Orgasm so damn important?
Why are you louder now than ever before?

*Men if you’re reading this, sorry to burst your bubble it’s not because your the best lover shes ever had. Although its possible, there’s another reason shes screaming like Freddie Kruger came to town.

“FRUSTRATION!”

You have not become a nymphomaniac, you’re not a freak or desperate or just making the most of it. You could realistically go for months without any sex and would be quite satisfied regardless.

So what is it?

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It’s because the orgasm is important, possibly even life saving. You see, it involves flexing a muscle you suppress daily because child services would likely deem you unfit, you’d probably be sacked or called into HR for psychological evaluation and then be wrongfully diagnosed with Tourettes syndrome (not a good look).

You are simply exercising your FUCK muscle. It’s a vital component of survival, because without it you’d be a walking basket case!

An orgasm provides you with a reason to swear without arguing, plus if you haven’t been to church in a while; you can get a few Oh God Oh Gods in for good measure.

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An orgasm, clears your mind. Reminds you, you’re still a woman and IT still works, it’s your drug of choice and when taken safely can provide you with several minutes (I repeat minutes) of applause. Yes I said applause, because your week was the equivalent of a 12 hr day Broadway performance and this orgasm is your certificate of completion, graduation ceremony & applause all rolled into one. If it’s a really good one, it could also be your very first standing ovation….but let’s not get carried away

After this will you ever question your orgasms again.....?

Let me know in the comments below

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